Monday, May 24, 2010

Liar Liar

HAHAHAHA - some good quotes from Liar Liar, which I am re-watching right now :

Fletcher: Your honor, I object!
Judge: Why?
Fletcher: Because it's devastating to my case!
Judge: Overruled.
Fletcher: Good call!

Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.

Fletcher: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?
Judge: Can't it wait?
Fletcher: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!
Judge: Is that true?
Fletcher: It has to be!
Judge: In that case I'd better take a quick break myself.

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